I don't like the title of this book. 

That's not a question. 

Where do I go to complain about the title of this book. 

Your mom's house. 

I would never call my toddler as asshole to their face.

Cool. Neither would I. 

Did you write this book to offend me or hurt my feelings? 


Do you think toddlers are assholes? 

What do you think? 

Can you write a PG version of this book? 


Will you? 

Probably not. 

I want a paperback. When does it come out?

April 7, 2015. It's the new, better, more hilarious, typo-free version.

How do I contact you? 

Then click "Message"